Tuesday, May 6, 2008


Banta and Preeto came to a sexologist.
“Doctor, we’re married for a few months already, and we love each other, but we get no pleasure whatsoever from our lovemaking.”
“Hmmm. Maybe you should try another position. Like this.”
The doctor described the new position.
Banta said, “Doctor, thank you very much. Would you kindly permit us to try it here?”
“Just go behind that screen and try.”
After a while the doctor asked, “So?”
“No pleasure whatsoever, doctor.”
“Hmmm. Then try one more position.”
Banta and Preeto again went behind the screen. The doctor heard some sounds suggesting that the new position did help indeed. However, when they reappeared from behind the screen, they again complained that they had no feelings whatsoever. As to the sounds, they just tried to excite themselves by saying certain words, but it did not help.
“Hmmm,” the doctor said. “It’s a hard case. Let me call your family doctor.”
The sexologist dialed the family doctor’s number and told about the hard case he was treating.
“Kick them out,” the family doctor said. “They just make rounds through all doctors’ offices in the city as they live with her parents and do not have a place of their own.

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Exams ke 4 din

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Stay in West Virginia

Contrary to what the lousy song says, Country Roads do NOT always take you home.

You dream of a life that will involve a paved road.

You grow tired of tourists stopping by, asking for directions to the state of “South Virginia”, and driving off in a fit of laughter.

You’re stuck with AM Radio…AM COUNTRY radio.

You’ve grown tired of seeing the group “Glass Tiger” at the local Acorn Festival each year.

The sheep won’t take your “abuse” anymore and they are planning a revolt.

Hayrides are still limited to just 10 mph.

The local theatre’s performance of “Les Miserables” left something, no A LOT, to be desired.

You’ve had it with those pesky revenuers destroying your stills of “shine”.

No matter how hard you try, your cows don’t appear receptive to chasing or catching that Frisbee.

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Time to do the laundry

The Top 10 Signs That Its Time To Do The Laundry
You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you.
Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.
Your roommate walks around […]

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A relationship is over

The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font.
Instead of hearing that lovely “You’ve Got Mail” statement when you use America OnLine, you hear “You Just Got Dumped!”
Your connection to his server is constantly refused.
You get a Dear John E-mai…Your name is Fred. […]

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Flying on a bad airline

The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape.
You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials running loose up and down the aisles.
In-flight movie has “Ernest” in its title.
Pilot informs you that you’re at cruising altitude and he’s gonna put the top down. […]

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agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge

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